December 2011
“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the...”
– Rudyard Kipling (via dear—moleskine)
I have the wonderful sex appeal of a paperclip..
coffeepenspaper:
Excuse me!
Paperclips are sexy. They provide a temporary fix, a way to bond papers in an organized fashion without the commitment of staples. It’s the office supply equivalent to a no strings attached booty call.
Sincerely,
Rita and Merryweather (two women severely attracted to office supplies)
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bethannyscarm replied to your post: I dressed the brother in something other than a…
kiiiiiinda looks like tom felton…
I call him Draco. He could be his twin in the younger Harry Potter movies. It’s scary how similar they are.
“After all her struggles, she would someday meet her man, her equal. A man with...”
– Sex and the City (via spandfp)
“And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and restaurant dinners a...”
– The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
How do you get your sick brother to stop coughing?...
Go into his room, hover your finger over his PS3’s power button, and tell him you will turn it off unless he takes cough medicine immediately because you can hear him over your tv and it will not continue till 4:00am while he plays said PS3.
Worked like a charm.
“The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a...”
– Alan Bennett (via quercetum)
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I have cranberries soaking in simple syrup for my sugared cranberries, gingerbread dough chilling in the fridge, and a pecan pie in the oven.
Hope you all have a happy holiday! (Preferably with lots of baked goods as well.)
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thekeepsake replied to your post: Trying to make divinity. Not so sure how this will…
good luck! I think this is actually the hardest part lol. I’m going to try to make macarons later.
Let me know how they turn out! I’m going to try to make them sometime during the break.
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