better than butter

somatrip:

M: Why does the government not subsidize tampons?
A: I do not know. That would definitely make my life easier
M: It’s fucking highway robbery. If I can’t chill for a week with my girls in a red tent, the state should pay for me to be a functional menstruator.
A: My future career is to be a lobbyist for menstruation
M: We can be the League of Red Tents

I’ve often questioned this myself.